Burton Guster in Psych the Musical
i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis
i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL
who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
Rachel: I should really get back to work.
Phoebe: Yeah, ‘cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.
forgive me father for I have swagged
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom